FIVE SURGEONS
The first, a Manchester surgeon, says "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.
The second, a Liverpool surgeon, responds "Yeah, but you should try electricians! everything inside them is colour coded "
The third, Newcastle surgeon, says " No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order "
The fourth, a Birmingham surgeon, chimes in " You know, I like construction workers… those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over "
But the fifth, a YORKSHIRE surgeon, shuts them all up when he observed: " You are all wrong, politicians are the easiest to operate on. There